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همه چیز

اس ام اس های عاشقونه

torke non barbari mikhare az jolie lavashi rad mishe mibine nonha daran to dastgah micharkhan , mige : agha che ghadr migiri in barbarie manam savar beshe ?!!!!!
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dokhtarha to zendegi joz shohar chizi nemikhan vali be shohar ke residan hame chi mikhan !!!!!!
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doste aziz bebakhshid ke az khab bidaret kardam mikhastam ke azat khahesh konam dar in hengame shab ba ham 2a konim ta nasrin az daste shokat rahat beshe
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ranande ei ke ba shadravan popake goldarre tasadof kard dishab eteraf kard ke az aghaie shokat pol gerefte bood
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az torke miporsan "MISSCALL" yani chi ? torke mige : vahede shomareshe talast "ie MISSCALL tala"
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500 sale pishe dar chenin rozi torkha sange tovalet ro ekhtera kardand va ieksad sale bad irani ha ba gozashtane sorakh an ra kamel kardand !!!!!
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ahmadi nezhad : ma esraeil ra migirim , hamin tor oropa ra , hata amrika ra ham migirim . mardom : "LNB" ro becharkhoon torkie ro ham begirim .
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be iek dokhtar khanome javan o tahsilkarde , mosallat be zabane faranse , khosh barkhord va khosh baian , ba zaheri araste va ashena be mosighie kelasik va tabahor dar navakhtane piano , jahate nezafate manzel niazmandim !!!!!!
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zobale ha ro be moghe dar joloie dar begozarid , ba roftegarha ba ehteram o mohabat barkhord konid , mahiane va eidie anha ro be moghe pardakht konid ...... inja IRAN ast ...... momken ast ieki az hamin ha farda raeise jomhor shavad
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( sms nesfe shabi ) bebakhshid , midonam alan bad moghe hastesh ke mozahemetoon shodam , faghat mikhastam beporsam : iran ke naft sader mikone boshke hasho pas migire ya na ?
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ie halghe ie talaei , esmeto rosh neveshtam , mikham beram pakesh konam , ridi to sarneveshtam .
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torke zang mizane 110 mige agha pedal gaz o pedale tormoz o pedale kelaj o dande o farmon mashinam ro dozdidan . polis miporse agha shoma torki ? torke mige : are . polis mige boro sandalie jolo beshin .
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be ie torke migan age donia ro behet bedan chi kar mikoni ? mige man felan mikham darsamo edame bedam .
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dokhtar o pesare basiji ba ham dost bodan , pesare zang mizane be dokhtare mige mokhe babato bezan jome berim namaz jome !!!
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ie dogholo bad az 9 mah be donia nemian , miran sonogerafi mibinan pesare bande nafesho andakhte dore gardane dokhtare dare mige jone dadash age bezaram lokht beri biron !!!!!!!
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3 ta divone ba ham miran toie mehmoni 2 tashon hesabi miraghsan va nafare sevom ham neshaste bode ie goshe o hei migofte zard ... ghermez ... abi .... zard ... ghermez .... abi ..... behesh migan to chera nemiraghsi ? mige : akhe man raghse noram !!!!!!!
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aval shalvareto dar miaram , bad mikeshamet jolo , bad boset mikonam , bad poshaketo avaz mikonam farzande delbandam .
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vaghti dari midi movazeb bashe . be ooni bede ke mard bashe , na inke zahere mardone dashte bashe . bebin rast mige ya na , gole harfasho nakhor , kheili deghat kon , manam hatman ra'ai midam !!!!!!!
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jigaram , nafasam , eshgham , nazam , zendegim , khoshgelam , maham , fadat besham , bemiram ba6rat elahi , khob dige ..... behtare az joloie aiene beram kenar !!!!!
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alie daei be onvane nazdiktarin tamashachi be zamine footbal bargozide shod !!!!!
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torke non barbari mikhare az jolie lavashi rad mishe mibine nonha daran to dastgah micharkhan , mige : agha che ghadr migiri in barbarie manam savar beshe ?!!!!!
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dokhtarha to zendegi joz shohar chizi nemikhan vali be shohar ke residan hame chi mikhan !!!!!!
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doste aziz bebakhshid ke az khab bidaret kardam mikhastam ke azat khahesh konam dar in hengame shab ba ham 2a konim ta nasrin az daste shokat rahat beshe
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ranande ei ke ba shadravan popake goldarre tasadof kard dishab eteraf kard ke az aghaie shokat pol gerefte bood
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az torke miporsan "MISSCALL" yani chi ? torke mige : vahede shomareshe talast "ie MISSCALL tala"
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500 sale pishe dar chenin rozi torkha sange tovalet ro ekhtera kardand va ieksad sale bad irani ha ba gozashtane sorakh an ra kamel kardand !!!!!
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ahmadi nezhad : ma esraeil ra migirim , hamin tor oropa ra , hata amrika ra ham migirim . mardom : "LNB" ro becharkhoon torkie ro ham begirim .
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be iek dokhtar khanome javan o tahsilkarde , mosallat be zabane faranse , khosh barkhord va khosh baian , ba zaheri araste va ashena be mosighie kelasik va tabahor dar navakhtane piano , jahate nezafate manzel niazmandim !!!!!!
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zobale ha ro be moghe dar joloie dar begozarid , ba roftegarha ba ehteram o mohabat barkhord konid , mahiane va eidie anha ro be moghe pardakht konid ...... inja IRAN ast ...... momken ast ieki az hamin ha farda raeise jomhor shavad
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( sms nesfe shabi ) bebakhshid , midonam alan bad moghe hastesh ke mozahemetoon shodam , faghat mikhastam beporsam : iran ke naft sader mikone boshke hasho pas migire ya na ?
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ie halghe ie talaei , esmeto rosh neveshtam , mikham beram pakesh konam , ridi to sarneveshtam .
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torke zang mizane 110 mige agha pedal gaz o pedale tormoz o pedale kelaj o dande o farmon mashinam ro dozdidan . polis miporse agha shoma torki ? torke mige : are . polis mige boro sandalie jolo beshin .
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be ie torke migan age donia ro behet bedan chi kar mikoni ? mige man felan mikham darsamo edame bedam .
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dokhtar o pesare basiji ba ham dost bodan , pesare zang mizane be dokhtare mige mokhe babato bezan jome berim namaz jome !!!
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ie dogholo bad az 9 mah be donia nemian , miran sonogerafi mibinan pesare bande nafesho andakhte dore gardane dokhtare dare mige jone dadash age bezaram lokht beri biron !!!!!!!
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3 ta divone ba ham miran toie mehmoni 2 tashon hesabi miraghsan va nafare sevom ham neshaste bode ie goshe o hei migofte zard ... ghermez ... abi .... zard ... ghermez .... abi ..... behesh migan to chera nemiraghsi ? mige : akhe man raghse noram !!!!!!!
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aval shalvareto dar miaram , bad mikeshamet jolo , bad boset mikonam , bad poshaketo avaz mikonam farzande delbandam .
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vaghti dari midi movazeb bashe . be ooni bede ke mard bashe , na inke zahere mardone dashte bashe . bebin rast mige ya na , gole harfasho nakhor , kheili deghat kon , manam hatman ra'ai midam !!!!!!!
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jigaram , nafasam , eshgham , nazam , zendegim , khoshgelam , maham , fadat besham , bemiram ba6rat elahi , khob dige ..... behtare az joloie aiene beram kenar !!!!!
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alie daei be onvane nazdiktarin tamashachi be zamine footbal bargozide shod !!!!!
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salam azize mehraboon ejaze hast besham fadat ...? ejaze hast to shere man asar bezare khandehat ...? shab ke miad yavash yavash be cheshmake setare hash , ejaze hast az asemoon setare kesh beram barat ...? ejaze hast biay pisham ye kam begam doset daram ? to ham begi dostam dari , baroon besham sir bebaram , berim to baghe atlasi , bi ranj o darde bi kasi behet begam ejaze hast gol roie mohat bezaram ? ejaze hast khial konam ta akharesh male mani ...? kial konam ba raftanet dele mano nemishkani ... ? ejaze hast khial konam bazam miai mibinamet ...?
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be ghame kasi asiram ke ze man khabar nadarad ... ajab az mohabate man ke dar oo asar nadard ... ghalat ast har ke goiad : del be del rah darad ... dele man ze ghose khon shod , dele oo khabara nadarad
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rozi ke gofti man ba to mimanam ..... rozi ke danesti man bi to mimiram ..... rozi ke ba eshghat basti be zanjiram ..... bazande man bodam in bode taghdiram ..... khosh bavari bodam pishe negahe to ..... har dam khandam ze cheshmanat kalami no ..... eshghe to chon bargi dar daste toofan bood ..... del kandan o raftan pishe to asan bood ..... rozi be man gofti digar nemimanam ..... goftam ke mimiram ..... gofti midanam
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gar to darde asheghi ra mikeshidi , to ham zzhare jodaei ra be talkhi micheshidi , agar choon man be marge arezoha miresidi , pashiman mishodi az inke eshgh ra afaridi , bego hargez safar kardi ... ? safar ba cheshme tar kardi ... ? kasi ra badraghe ba ashk , to bakhone jegar kardi ... ? ze shahre arezohaiat be nakami gozar kardi ... ?
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zendegi gole zardi ast be name "gham" , fariade bolani ast be name "aahh" , morvaride ghaltani ast be name "ashk" , va aeine ei shekastanist be name "del"
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eshgh ghalat migoiad : dostat daram choon be too ehtiaj daram . eshgh dorost migoiad : be to ehtiaj daram choon dostat daram .
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nojom nakhondam vali midona to haft asemoon ye setare ham nadaram !!!!!!!!!! fizik nakhondam vali midonam har amali ra aksolamalist gheir az eshghe man be too va midonam ke vahede andaze girie eshgh , zhol o kalori o wat o ... nist !!!!!!!!!! zist shenasi nakhondam , vali midoanm ghalb hamoon dele ke mitone baraie ye nafar tang beshe ya tondtar bezane !!!!!!!!!!
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har az gahi .... vaghti be parvane ha minegari mifahmi baiad az eshgh sokht ..... vaghti be sham'e minegari mifahmi baiad ta akharin ghatre ie janat zendegi ra noor bakhshi .... har az gahiiii ........ vaghti dar aiene khire mishavi bebin ! bebin , aya sham'e cheshmanat parvane ie vojodat ra mibinad .....? va dar zendegie asheghane at ey mehraboon har az gahi mara be yad biavar
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albert anishtain : eshgh mesle sa'ate sheni mimanad , hamzaman ke ghalb ro por mikone aghl ro khali mikone
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daneshjo agar ashegh shvad bi parde mashroot mishavad , chizi shabihe hazfe term ba eshgh momken mishavad
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chera har vaght man be to zang mazanam mobailet mige moshtareke morede nazar dar dastres nist ama vaghti to be man zang mizani mobailam mige "to dar ghalbe man jai dari" ?
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age ye rooz fekr kardi nabodane ye kasi behtar az bodaneshe , cheshmat ro beband o oon lahze ei ke oon kenaret nabshe ro be khater biar , age cheshmat khis shod bedon dari be khodet dorogh migi va hanooz dostesh dari
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tanhaei ra dost daram zira eshghe doroghi dar nist ..... tanhaei ra dost daram zira bi vafa nist ..... tanhaei ra dost daram zira khodavand ham tanhast ..... tanhaei ra dost daram ziar tajrobe karadm ..... tanhaei ra dost daram zira dar kolbe ie tanhaei haiam dar entezar khaham gerist o entezar keshidanam ra penhan khaham kard.....
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baraie kasani ke asheghand eshgh hamishe bi kalam mimanad , ama baraie kasani ke eshgh nemivarzand shokhie bi rahmane ei bish nist ....
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dost dashtane kasi ke sezavare dosti nist esraf dar mohabat ast
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agar mikhahi hamishe aram bashi , delgiri haiat ra roie masse va shadihaie khod ra bar roie sange marmar benevis , agara kasi ra dost dari ke to ra dost nadarad sa'i nakon ke az oo motanafer shavi balke sa'i kon oo ra faramosh koni
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az ostade varzesh porsidand eshgh chist ? goft ": eshgh tanha topi hast ke hargez out nemishavad . az ostade zabane farsi porsidand eshgh chist ? goft : eshgh tanha kalame ei ast ke mazi o mozare nadard . az ostade zist porsidand eshgh chist ? goft : eshgh tanha mikrobi ast ke az rahe cheshm vared mishavad
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esmeto gozashtam gol tarsidam pajmorde shi gozashtam khorshid tarsidam goroob koni gozashtam joonam ke age khodayi nakarde rafti manam beram
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agar dabire riyazi boodam sabet mikardam ke chegoone shoae negahet az markaze ghalbam migozarad .agar dabire shimi boodam name u ra dar ghalbam pakhsh mikardam ta mahlool ba mohabbat shavad .agar dabire dini boodam midanestam ke badaz khoda to ra miparastam .agar dabire goghrafi boodam midanestam ke khosh abohavatarin mantaghe aghooshe garme to ast o agar..........
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ZENDEGI zibast ey ziba pasand...
zende andishan be zibaee rasand...
anchenan zibast in bibazgasht...
kaz barayash mitavan az jan gozasht...
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Ye nasihat:movazebe khodet bash.
Ye khahesh:aslan avaz nasho.
Ye arezu:faramusham nakon.
Ye dorug:duset nadaram.
Ye hagigat:delam barat tang shode.
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"Mahi shode bud bavaresh, tur age bendazan saresh, mishe 'aruse mahia,
shahmahi mishe hamsaresh, mahie bavaresh nabud tur age bendazan saresh,
negahe garme mahigir mishe negahe akharesh"
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kheiiiiili bi kari! bebinam to dars nadari? karo zendegi nadari? khabo khorak nadari ke................... 24saat toye zehne mani  ???!
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bebinam to ba mobilet che kar kardi ke har chi sms mizanam error mide mige moshtarake morede nazar dar ghalbe shomast???
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eshgh yani masti o divanegi , eshgh yani ba jahan biganegi , eshgh yani shab nakhoftan ta sahar , eshgh yani sjde ha ba cheshme tar , eshgh yani sar be dar avikhtan , esghg yani ashke hasrat rikhtan , eshgh yani dar jahan rosva shodan , eshgh yani masto bi parva shodan .
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eshgh yani ba parasto par zadan , eshgh yani ab bar azar zadan , eshgh yani cho ehsan pa be rah , eshgh yani hamcho yosef gha're chah , eshgh yani bisoton  kandan be dast , eshgh yani zahed amma bot parast , eshgh yani hamcho man sheida shodan , eshgh yani mast o bi parva shodan , eshgh yani ghatre o daria shodan , eshgh yani yek shaghaiegh gharghe khoon , eshgh yani dard o mehnat dar daroon , eshgh yani yek tabalvor yek sorod , eshgh yani yek salam o yek dorod , eshgh yani masti o divanegi .
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ghalb o del o jon o tanam engar shode be name to , khari nare be paie to , elahi man fadaie to .
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in nokte ro vaghti ke ghonche bodam fahmidam , ta lab be khande bza nakoni gol nemishavai .
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ye rooz behem goft :
age ye rooz omad ke didi hame ie donia doset daran bedon yekishon manam ,
age yek rooz omad ke didi hezar nafar doset daran bedon ke yekishon manam ,
age yek rooz omad ke didi saad nafar doset daran bedon ke yekishon manam ,
age yek rooz omad ke didi faghat dah nafar doset daran bedon ke yekishon manam ,
age yek rooz omad ke didi faghat ye nafar doset dare yaghin dashte bash ke oon ye nafar manam ,
age yek rooz omad ke didi dige hich kas doset nadare bedoon ke man mordam .
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to ra be dadgah khahand keshid , shaiad be habse abad mahkoom shavi , jozeiate jenaiat ma'lom nist , amma asare angoshtat ra roie ghalbi shekaste yafte and .
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dasthaei ke yari miresannad moghadastar az dasthaei hastand ke dane haie tasbijh ra migardanand .
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be torke migan midoni chera roie khaibone valie asr in esm ro gozashtan mige : chon sobh o zohr hich khabari nist vali asr bia bebin che khabare !!
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az konje labat bose ei chon ghand gereftam  , az ghande labat man maraze ghand gereftam
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elahi to khorshid beshi o man zamin , ta sali 1 bar man dore to begardam o to am sali 365 bar dore man begardi .
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fasle chidane pashme gosfandan ast , zood bekhab ta farda sobh avale saf bashi
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zanan dar senine mokhtalef
8 sal : ono ro takht mibaran o barash dastan migan
18 sal : on ie dastan mige ta bebaranesh ro takht
28 sal : baraie bordanesh roie takht ehtiaj be goftane dastan nist
38 sal : barat ie dastan mige ta bebaratet roie takht
48 sal : barash dastan migi ta to ro nabare ro takht
58 sal : ie dastan baiad jor koni ta betoni az roie takht farar koni
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ie torke shoro mikone dore chahe tovalet sime khardar keshidan . azash miporsan chera inja sim khardar mikewshi ? torke mige chon farsha daran gohe ziadi mikhoran
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torke mire pishe doktor .
doktor : khob bego bebinam chete azizam ?
torke : shoma doktori az man miporsi cheme !!!!
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torke dashte chaei ham mizade , mibine kheili shirin shode ie dor barmigarde
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vaghti dari midi ba ehsas dad bezan o baa sedaie boland bede . . .
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chon salam dadan salamti miare
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L O V E L:lengeye to peyda nemishe O:omrami V:voojoodami E:engar smso eshtebah ferestadam
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Donbale 3ta chiz nado:1-metro 2-otobos 3-dokhtarchera?Chon 10 daghighe bad behtaresho mibini
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Ye raveshe dafe angal: 3roz chay va biscoit mikhorid roze 4faqat chae,kerme miad biron mige pas biscoetesh koo?!
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Sale 2200 pesar az mamanesh miporse maman man chejoori be donya oomadam? Mamanesh javab mide az internet download kardam
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roozi ze lope yar roboodam boosi . gofta ham bi adabi ham loosi . goftam gonaham chist ke kardam boosi? gofta labo vel kardio lop miboosi?
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zange dare khoonatam,harki to ro bekhad aval bayad mano bezane  *******************************************
Love is Like War * Easy To Start * Difficult To End * Impossible To ForGet
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ye 206 jigary be shomareye18-677 tehran-11ring sport,metalik,rokeshe sandaly tamam charm,cd chenger ba dozdgir va bimeye takmili 85 fadaye ye tare moot   
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milade ba sa'adate yegane kudake Behroze Shokat ra be shoma allafane aziz ke har shab az saate 10:45 ta 11:30 sare karid tabrik arz mikonam
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